Wiem, że miało być dzisiaj o koreańskich programach rozrywkowych np. EXO Showtime, ale natknęłam się na parę żartów kpopowych, które postanowiłam Wam pokazać xD Takie kpopowe suchary, mniej lub bardziej śmieszne. Są w całości po angielsku, bo gdybym je przetłumaczyła cały humor by wyleciał, ale jeśli chcecie to mogę to zrobić. Mam nadzieję, że Wam się spodobają ^^
- What is MBLAQ‘s favorite month?
Joon
- What is GD‘s favorite position?
- What was TOP called when he was younger?
Teen Top
- A: Knock Knock.
A: I want ...
B: I want who?
A: I want nobody nobody but you!
- What’s the best pickup line to use on Hyuna?
Hey girl, can I talk to you 4Minute?
- How did Arnold Schwarzenegger greet a 4Minute fan at his home state?
Welcome to Ka-li-4NIA.
- What’s the official religion of Exo?
Kris-tianity.
- What is EXO's favourite holiday ?
Kris-mas
- Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get away from onew
- What does Yoseob do when he is sad ?
He seobs
- Hey mom what time is my doctor's appointment ?
2PM
- How old do you have to be to drink in the US ?
2NE1
- What unlocks a locket?
- Weather forecast: It's SUNNY with a bit of RAIN and THUNDER in the middle of JOON
- "PERFECT BOYFRIEND"
Normal people :
Doesn't drink
Doesn't smoke
Doesn't cheat
Rich
Kpopfans :
Bias
Korean
Fanboys
- Big Bang in daily life :
- EXO AS DRUNK FAGS:
Chanyeol: The sky is so pretty but why is it red like Baekhyun’s face?
Baekhyun: Dumbass my face isn't red *throws glass bottle*
Luhan: *grabs a random person* I am preety ain't I ? Say yes or I will hit you with Sehun's hand
because I don't want my hands to gets dirty from all bullshit on you.
Kyungsoo: I think I drank too much. Or is it the Earth upside down. Or maybe its afternoon now. Or
maybe I am actually a bat! Oh that makes sense, it also explains why my eyes are so big.
Kris: Dumbasses, can’t handle a bit of beer. *random rat runs past* Come back here Micky Mouse ! I
loved you since I was six. Goddamn I want to join your clubhouse.
Tao: Kris h-h-hyung? I'm scared. I think there are tigers around me *cry*
Suho: Give me another beer *throws another million at the bartender *
Xiumin: I fcking know I'm half of fifty ok. I don't care about diabetes. And heart problems. I'm gonna
drink till I die.
Chen: Hey, hear this out. What did one hat say to the other? “You stay here, i'll go on a head!”
Lay: Where am I? When did I get here? What, why is Kai taking off his clothes? Is this a stripping
club? Can I join? Who should I ask to sign up?
Kai: *simply taking off his clothes*
Sehun: Am I the only minor here ?
- I think there is RAIN outside cause I hear THUNDER. You should let me BARO those SANDEUL and maybe a TOP and a CAP too!
- Me: I will leave kpop and focus on my studies
2PM : Comeback when you hear this song
APINK : No No No
EXO : Don’t go
Me:
- When EXO sees a Ghost:
Suho: Gosh! A Ghost! Please don’t touch me, I’ll give you lots of money. I’ll pay for your dinner at a Restaurant
that costs $800!
Baekhyun: *Saw the Ghost* Yaaah ! How dare you use my eyeliner? *Slaps the Ghost’s face*
Kai: A ghost ? Kkkk ~ *Strips in front of the Ghost*Ghost: *FAINTS*D.O: O_____OChanyeol: *Saw the ghost* Hello! Me Chanyeol! You?? *derps face*
Sehun: *Saw the ghost* Yaaah ~ Ghost ! Lulu, I need your help ! *scream*Luhan: *Punches ghost & Hugs Sehun* Are you alright??Ghost: Awoo~ I want your Gucci~Tao: You want my Gucci?! *takes out wushu stick*Ghost: Awooo~Kris: Bish Please. I’m too fabulous to be scared by ghosts. *Le walks out*Ghost: Awooo~Lay: Who are you? O.OXiumin: *eating peacefully*Ghost: *Snatches one of Xiumin’s food*Xiumin: Don’t care. I have Lots of Supplies here.Ghost: Awooo~Chen: Awooo~Ghost: Awooo~Chen: AH SARANGHAEYO!!
- When bias does something cute
Aww that was so cute! Do it agian!
CAN I PLEASE KICK YOU IN THE FACE! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME! I WAS ON TUMBLR MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND NOW YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAY!
- 2NE1: I'm ugly
Guy: no you're n-
2NE1: I AM THE BEST
Guy: You just said you w-
2NE1: I hate you
Guy: I d-
2NE1: I love you
Guy: wha-
2NE1: Go away
Guy: ok i'll-
2NE1: Please don't go, we got to stay together
Guy: BUT YOU TOLD ME T-
2NE1: SO JUST SHUT UP AND BE MINE
No i dobrnęłam do ostatniego postu tego challenge'u. Dziękuję Wam za to, że czytaliście moje wpisy i dzielnie komentowaliście. Mam nadzieję, że Wam się podobało to co wrzucałam i dowiedzieliście dzięki temu paru nowych ciekawych rzeczy. Niestety znów będzie zastój ponieważ ferie mi się skończyły i teraz muszę się wziąć za ostre powtórki do matury by wypaść dobrze i móc w pełni cieszyć się wynikami i trwającymi cztery miesiące wakacjami. Mam nadzieję, że mimo mojej nieobecności nadal będziecie tu zaglądać ^^ Trzymajcie się ciepło kochani ♥
xoxo
♥
ps. Post o koreańskich programach rozrywkowych na pewno się ukaże, miejmy nadzieję, że w najbliższym czasie.
