#14 Żarty i żarciki

Wiem, że miało być dzisiaj o koreańskich programach rozrywkowych np. EXO Showtime, ale natknęłam się na parę żartów kpopowych, które postanowiłam Wam pokazać xD Takie kpopowe suchary, mniej lub bardziej śmieszne. Są w całości po angielsku, bo gdybym je przetłumaczyła cały humor by wyleciał, ale jeśli chcecie to mogę to zrobić. Mam nadzieję, że Wam się spodobają ^^   

• What is MBLAQ‘s favorite month?

           Joon

• What is GD‘s favorite position?

           On TOP

• What was TOP called when he was younger?

           Teen Top

• A: Knock Knock.

          B: Who’s there?
          A: I want ...

          B: I want who?

          A: I want nobody nobody but you! 

• What’s the best pickup line to use on Hyuna?

         Hey girl, can I talk to you 4Minute?

• How did Arnold Schwarzenegger greet a 4Minute fan at his home state?

         Welcome to Ka-li-4NIA.

• What’s the official religion of Exo?

          Kris-tianity.

• What is EXO's favourite holiday ?

          Kris-mas

• Why did the chicken cross the road ?

          To get away from onew 

• What does Yoseob do when he is sad ?

          He seobs

• Hey mom what time is my doctor's appointment ?

          2PM

• How old do you have to be to drink in the US ?

          2NE1

• What unlocks a locket? 

          A SHINee Key!

• Weather forecast: It's SUNNY with a bit of RAIN and THUNDER in the middle of JOON

• "PERFECT BOYFRIEND"

Normal people :

Doesn't drink

Doesn't smoke

Doesn't cheat

Rich

Kpopfans :

Bias

Korean

Fanboys

• Big Bang in daily life :

Me : I think.... I'm sick, I think I'm sick..~ Friend : Eh, you are sick? How are you feeling right now? Lets go to the clinic. Me : I'm slowly breaking down, I'm slowly breaking down..~ Friend : What?? Seriously, are you sick? Me : Why so serious?~ Friend : What the..? You're lying?? Me : I'm so sorry but I love you, it's a lie~ Friend : (gets angry) Go on your on! I'm leaving! (leaves) Me : Goodbye goodbye baby~

• EXO AS DRUNK FAGS:

Chanyeol: The sky is so pretty but why is it red like Baekhyun’s face?

Baekhyun: Dumbass my face isn't red *throws glass bottle*

Luhan:  *grabs a random person* I am preety ain't I ? Say yes or I will hit you with Sehun's hand 

because I don't want my hands to gets dirty from all bullshit on you. 

Kyungsoo: I think I drank too much. Or is it the Earth upside down. Or maybe its afternoon now. Or 

maybe I am actually a bat! Oh that makes sense, it also explains why my eyes are so big.

Kris: Dumbasses, can’t handle a bit of beer. *random rat runs past* Come back here Micky Mouse ! I 

loved you since I was six. Goddamn I want to join your clubhouse.

Tao: Kris h-h-hyung? I'm scared. I think there are tigers around me *cry*

Suho: Give me another beer *throws another million at the bartender *

Xiumin: I fcking know I'm half of fifty ok. I don't care about diabetes. And heart problems. I'm gonna 

drink till I die. 

Chen: Hey, hear this out. What did one hat say to the other? “You stay here, i'll go on a head!” 

Lay: Where am I? When did I get here? What, why is Kai taking off his clothes? Is this a stripping 

club? Can I join? Who should I ask to sign up?

Kai: *simply taking off his clothes*

Sehun: Am I the only minor here ?

• I think there is RAIN outside cause I hear THUNDER. You should let me BARO those SANDEUL and maybe a TOP and a CAP too!

• Me: I will leave kpop and focus on my studies

              2PM : Comeback when you hear this song

              APINK : No No No

              EXO : Don’t go

              Me: 

• When EXO sees a Ghost: Suho: Gosh! A Ghost! Please don’t touch me, I’ll give you lots of money. I’ll pay for your dinner at a Restaurant  that costs $800! Baekhyun: *Saw the Ghost* Yaaah ! How dare you use my eyeliner? *Slaps the Ghost’s face*  Kai: A ghost ? Kkkk ~ *Strips in front of the Ghost* Ghost: *FAINTS* D.O: O_____O Chanyeol: *Saw the ghost* Hello! Me Chanyeol! You?? *derps face* Sehun: *Saw the ghost* Yaaah ~ Ghost ! Lulu, I need your help ! *scream* Luhan:  *Punches ghost & Hugs Sehun* Are you alright?? Ghost: Awoo~ I want your Gucci~ Tao: You want my Gucci?! *takes out wushu stick* Ghost: Awooo~ Kris: Bish Please. I’m too fabulous to be scared by ghosts. *Le walks out* Ghost: Awooo~ Lay: Who are you? O.O Xiumin: *eating peacefully* Ghost: *Snatches one of Xiumin’s food* Xiumin: Don’t care. I have Lots of Supplies here. Ghost: Awooo~ Chen: Awooo~ Ghost: Awooo~ Chen: AH SARANGHAEYO!!

• Stranger: Are you kpop fan? 
  
  
  Me: Excuse me I’m a kpop air conditioner

• *Me reading a McDonald's flyer*

          I want baekhyun cheejiburg

• When bias does something cute

Before Tumblr: 

Aww that was so cute! Do it agian!

After Tumblr: 

CAN I PLEASE KICK YOU IN THE FACE! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME! I WAS ON TUMBLR MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND NOW YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAY!

• 2NE1: I'm ugly 

Guy: no you're n- 

2NE1: I AM THE BEST 

Guy: You just said you w- 

2NE1: I hate you 

Guy: I d- 

2NE1: I love you 

Guy: wha- 

2NE1: Go away 

Guy: ok i'll- 

2NE1: Please don't go, we got to stay together 

Guy: BUT YOU TOLD ME T- 

2NE1: SO JUST SHUT UP AND BE MINE

No i dobrnęłam do ostatniego postu tego challenge'u. Dziękuję Wam za to, że czytaliście moje wpisy i dzielnie komentowaliście. Mam nadzieję, że Wam się podobało to co wrzucałam i dowiedzieliście dzięki temu paru nowych ciekawych rzeczy. Niestety znów będzie zastój ponieważ ferie mi się skończyły i teraz muszę się wziąć za ostre powtórki do matury by wypaść dobrze i móc w pełni cieszyć się wynikami i trwającymi cztery miesiące wakacjami. Mam nadzieję, że mimo mojej nieobecności nadal będziecie tu zaglądać ^^ Trzymajcie się ciepło kochani ♥

xoxo

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ps. Post o koreańskich programach rozrywkowych na pewno się ukaże, miejmy nadzieję, że w najbliższym czasie.